New Dimensions in Evangelism

A few weeks ago in church, #1 was working on some schematics for some very intriguing advances in evangelistic efficiency. First off, I give you the “Octo-Heart”, which “can connect to up to eight people who aren’t Christians, and make them be Christians”.

Octo-Heart
And if that is not enough of a horsepower boost for your missionary activites, you might want to consider stepping up to the “Spirit Machine”, which “can connect to even more people”. Here is a depiction of the Spirit Machine in actual operation.

Sprit Machine

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3 Responses

  1. Looks like #1 is headed down the road of becoming your version of a Theonomist! :)

  2. The kind that is more interested in conversions than conformists, amen!

  3. Hey, I like the way he thinks!

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